Monday, March 29, 2010

Breaking News!!!

Breaking News: Artist found painting a male decapitated head! Authorities report that Sacramento adjunct art professor David Lobenberg was found in his studio with a decapitated head on a table next to his easel!!! When arrested and taken away in hand cuffs, he was heard screaming, I was only painting a plaster cast model, you idiots!!!!!! The city coroner arrived shortly thereafter to bag and take away the head for lab. analysis!

13 comments:

Sujit Sudhi said...

Uh oh!
Has he had a chance to speak with his attorney yet ?

David Lobenberg said...

This is David, Sujit. If you know a good team of lawyers, get them on a trans- Pacific jet ASAP. Everyday, I sell truck loads of head studies so money is no object!

Maqui duende said...

Unusual, bizarre, incredible, amazing.

Saludos.

David Lobenberg said...

Maqui, Yep.

AutumnLeaves said...

What is really eerie is that the decapitated head has his eyes opening...much as if he is just daring you!

Marleen said...

Ok I'm weighing in again. Your painting has more life anyway you look at it. So seeing the reference photo only emphasized that. The shadows... well this amateur is totally confused. The sun on these clothes makes a dark shadow. So guess what, number 1 without the lift was just fine. No. 2 tweek, well it really didn't hurt it, but the first was just fine. You'll have to teach your students, meaning me, a bit more about light and shadows.

lifeartist said...

Oh the humanity! Will this carnage ever cease!?

Paz said...

LOL! It was worth it. I like the painting. ;-)

Paz

Alex Zonis said...

How clever! Hi, David, good to meet you! The painting is nicely done too.

David Lobenberg said...

Autumn, I think this cast is a copy of Michaelangelo's David.

David Lobenberg said...

Lifeartist, not in my studio, it won't!

David Lobenberg said...

Thanks NY photographer!

David Lobenberg said...

Thanks for stopping by, Alex.